Hey, Listen

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

thefrogman:

Tośka and her owner Ewelina [flickr]

[h/t: sarnain]

vh1:

Michael Jackson was born on this day in 1956. RIP to the King of Pop ❤

taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

What is the proper way to ask you out?
Anonymous

keepmywhiskeyneat:

Be so beautiful and wonderful that I ask you out